lecturer's best quotes

heard from jai hui that we will have to make a class magazine next year.
so i have a suggestion here,
we could have a part with title
" lecturers' best quote"

we can collect all classic quotes from every lecturer
example:

Mr. Chong: "student, i think you should able to understand~~"


Mr. Chin: " i ask you to do, not try aH!"

student:"sir, do you have class later?"
Mr. Ng:"i dont have class later."
Mr. Ng:" But i want to go for my lunch."
student:".........."

Ms. Hee:" dont make life so difficult"

Mr. Keong:" If you see me, dont do this--Hey! Mr. Ginger!!"

Ms. Jackqueline:" You Wei saya punya......"

Mr. Jason:"sini ada sedikit points, i think kamu boleh copy down.."

Ms. Christina:"you two TECK ar~~!!"

still got a lots,haha
we can collect it, and post it here.
and may be we can make a vote to choose the best quote among lecturers.

just for fun. hope you all like it^^